Every girl here is the girl of my fucking dreams. Shit. Who am I going to start with? So many of them are topless. She's got perfect tits, but that one's got nipples like pencil erasers and right there is an amazing, heart-shaped pooper. What am I worried about? I can fuck 'em all. Separately or at the same time. That's why they're here, and that's what my apparatus is here for. Christ, am I glad I made it through hell week.

"Shit, Mindy, I just loooove college," blonde Billie Jo yelled over the music. Another wild night at the PZY frat house. Girls in various stages of undress, stumbling in stiletto heels, hiking up skirts, mouthing, "Fuck me fuck me fuck me" at anyone who passed. Mindy agreed wordlessly. Her glassy eyes a-flutter. Damn, it's hard to say, "You're right, Billie Jo," with a cock slamming the back of your throat.